lmao!

im doing my speech on excuses and i googled it and here are some good ones!

Note these are spelling mistakes
1. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

2.Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

3.Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

4. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.